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— Emo Philips"My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear."
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Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when the doctor orders bed rest, in 2004 I sent my assistant to the Gap in dark glasses with a fake ID to purchase my first pair of Easy Fit jeans.
— Paula Poundstone
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