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— Erma Bombeck"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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