"I'm in training to become a midwife. I'm almost there and before I know it I'll be able to open my own practice, if that's what I desire."

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I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed my fingertip through the hole and wiggled it at myself. Hello, Dexter, where are you going? Hello, Mr. Finger. I don't know, but I'm almost there. I hear my friends calling.

— Jeff Lindsay