"Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5."
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If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.
— Dave Attell
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
— Greg Behrendt
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