"It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing."

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I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

— Robert Pattinson