Garrison Keillor Quotes | Don't pour the oil directly into my navel, po...

"Don't pour the oil directly into my navel, pour it on my sternum and let it run down into my navel, you ignorant peasant."

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The only man completely at peace is a man without a navel.

— Robert Jordan

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The writer must wade into life as into the sea, but only up to the navel.

— Gustave Flaubert

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