"It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex."

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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.

— Andrew Dice Clay