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"My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'"

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I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

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They didn't understand what they were doing. I'm afraid that will be on the tombstone of the human race.

— Michael Crichton

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