"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”"

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Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the verge of death—plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.

— Rick Riordan