Groucho Marx Quotes | Given the choice between a woman and a cigar,...

"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar."

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Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

— Sigmund Freud

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Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

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