Henny Youngman Quotes | "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The do...

""Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!""

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Nothing can so quickly put the masses on their legs as the spinning wheel and all it means.

— Mahatma Gandhi

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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

— Frank Carson

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