"My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."

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I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I do think about the specific people in the audience, how it's hard for them to get up and go to the bathroom, how they chose not to do other things that night and have turned off their phones and everything. So for that reason, I think it's necessary to mix it up and talk to the audience.

— Demetri Martin