"Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring."

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Tea! thou soft, sober, sage and venerable liquid;- thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate.

— Colley Cibber