Hugh Laurie Quotes | Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the ...

"Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish."

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Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place.

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