"She was wearing a canary-yellow two-piece bathing suit, one piece of which she would not actually be needing for another nine or ten years."

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The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

— P. J. O'Rourke