"The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms?"

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Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

— Rick Riordan