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"No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old."

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At eight or nine, I suppose intelligence is no more than a small spot of light on the floor of a large and murky room.

— H. L. Mencken

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Nine-tenths of our measures for preventing vice are really protective towards it, because they ward off the penalty.

— William Graham Sumner

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