"The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way."

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That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it? [...] Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.

— Fuzzy Zoeller