"I want to thank my daughter, who told me, 'If you don't win, Dad, you're still good,' ... who taught me how to act."

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Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad.

— Jay Leno