"I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur"

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Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it free?" Jonah demanded. "If I don't leave a big tip, it'll be all over Europe that the Wiz is a cheapskate! They'll seat me behind the sound-man from the penguin movie at the Oscars!

— Gordon Korman