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— Jay Leno"Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells."
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Poetry is a whim of Nature in her lighter moods; it requires nothing but its own madness and, lacking that, it becomes a soundless cymbal, a belfry without a bell.
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