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— Jay Leno"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."
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You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue.
— P. J. O'Rourke
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I get audited almost every year.And in a way, I should be complaining. I'm not even complaining. I don't mind it. It's almost become a way of life. I get audited by the IRS. But other people don't.
— Donald Trump
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