"The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs."

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When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St. Peter had given his choice of getting bald or getting gray and he chose the latter. Have never smoked, chewed nor used tea coffee or liquor except for medicinal purposes. The want of it is more than the worth of it.

— Hal Turner