"Gentlemen, if my love for you equaled my ignorance of everything concerning you, it would indeed be unbounded."

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I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

— Louis C. K.