"What you need to learn, children, is the difference between right and wrong in every area of life. And once you learn the difference, you must always choose the right."

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I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

— George Carlin