"I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!"

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I love you," Jake whispered. "Are you strong enough for this?" I made myself comfortable. Said over my shoulder, "Sure." "Would you tell me if you weren't?" I grinned. "Maybe. I can't think of a nicer way to commit suicide." "That's good. I can't think of a more pleasant way to commit murder.

— Josh Lanyon