"Friends are very understanding when you tell them in April that you can see them next September, but there is a limit to how long you can go on like that."

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In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on 'The Tonight Show' in April 1990, so I made it by a few months.

— Jeff Dunham