"I don't know why I always get to play these guys who have few redeeming features. But don't knock it. Villains are much more fun."

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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

— Richard Roeper