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"I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays."

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My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

— Tom Selleck

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Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

— Albert Einstein

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