Josh Billings Quotes | I called my cat William because no shorter na...

"I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William."

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If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

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The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."

— Elmer Davis

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