"I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not."

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I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in both my elbows. I still can't lean on a table. I've even got curling injuries, believe it or not, just from falling on my arse.

— James Allodi