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— Kyle Dunnigan"Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies."
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Some burn damp faggots, others may consume The entire combustible world in one small room As though dried straw, and if we turn about The bare chimney is gone black out Because the work had finished in that flare.
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If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
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