"No guest rooms.” I shake my head resolutely. “I want to be in a room room. A lived-in room."

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It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.

— Charlaine Harris