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"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."

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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

— Ilona Andrews

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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

— Voltaire

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