"I've been spending this last month trying to find four outfits to wear to the different premieres of The Two Towers. It's hard work."

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If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.

— Bob Uecker