"I'm trying to make you think I'm a decent person. Telling you I saw you naked while I was another species does not help my case"

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I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity.

— Neil Gaiman