"Religion is the tie that binds one to one's Creator, and whilst the body perishes, as it has to, religion persists even after death."

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The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.

— Terry Pratchett