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"There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud."

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Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

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Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

— Richard Kadrey

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