"The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing."

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He (Cato) used to say that in all his life he never repented but of three things. The first was that he had trusted a woman with a secret; the second that he had gone by sea when he might have gone by land; and the third, that had passed one day without having a will by him.

— Plutarch