"I'm one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother."

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I believe in God... just in case. It's like there's some list somewhere and you don't want to be on it. I don't want to say THERE'S NO GOD! and then die and say, Oh, Hi... Is there some kind of community service I can do?

— Marc Maron