"Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink."

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My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.

— Jon Richardson