"Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator."

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Immortality is a by-product of good work. Masterpieces are not for artists, they're for critics. Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. My message to the world is 'Let's swing, sing, shout, make noise! Let's not mimic death before our time comes! Let's be wet and noisy!'

— Mel Brooks