"It isn't wise to be rude to one's mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing."

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As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

— Dave Barry