"Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar."

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I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall on my face and say, "Oh, right. Don't think you're a big shot, because you've got a bloody nose now." So it's hard to say.

— Nick Offerman