"The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service."

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I am for a government rigorously frugal & simple, applying all the possible savings of the public revenue to the discharge of the national debt; and not for a multiplication of officers & salaries merely to make partisans, & for increasing, by every device, the public debt, on the principle of its being a public blessing.

— Thomas Jefferson