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— Milton Berle"I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat."

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The world is deathly ill. It is dying. The Great Physician has already signed the death certificate. Yet, there is still a great work for Christians to do. They are to be streams of living water, channels of mercy to those who are still in the world. It is possible for them to do this because they are overcomers.
— Corrie Ten Boom
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Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.
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