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"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time."

— Mitch Hedberg
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It's true that all the men you knew were dealers who said they were through with dealing Every time you gave them shelter. I know that kind of man It's hard to hold the hand of anyone who is reaching for the sky just to surrender.

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