Mitch Hedberg Quotes | Last time I called shotgun we had rented a li...

"Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!"

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I enjoy changing; I think it's more fun to try something different than to just do what you did last time.

— Mat Kearney

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A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."

— Frank Carson

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