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"Baptists are only funny underwater."

— Neil Simon
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I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church, where my father was a minister at music, so I sang in the church all the time.

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I’d heard about the Baptists from Jacob Henry’s mother. According to her, Baptists were a strange lot. They put you in water to see how holy you were. Then they ducked you under the water three times. Didn’t matter a whit if you could swim or no. If you didn’t come up, you got dead and your mortal soul went to Hell. But if you did come up, it was even worse. You had to be a Baptist.

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