"East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State."

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Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

— Craig Ferguson